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If I Were a Genius...

Me and Nisa were discussing about that famous genius who turned to a prostitute that time when the topic was hot.

Since we got our own idea of what to do if we were geniuses, we decided to put write them down in our blogs and post at the same time (so cannot copy answer!).


Here goes.

For Inventions and discoveries, I would:


  1. Invent a Train Of Thoughts Recorder / Log. Bcos i find that i always have lots of things i wanted to tell Zubair while in the toilet or something. When i finally meet him, i cant remember what to say already. Probably lost in his gaze. LOL.
  2. Invent a wardrobe that will categorize and match itself. and will come out all washed and pressed upon my choosing so.
  3. REMEMBER. Build a system to remember things like, "Buy bread before going home." or "You owe me $25" things like that. Tony Buzan's memory technique is more like for EXAMs.
  4. Make the WHOLE WORLD, underwater, over space, every inch of air internet accessible.. for free! (or nominal rate) Not the kind where you cant get a good connection when you're in the jungle or can't get alternative access when you're stuck with a VPN in the office!
  5. Design a two storeyed train that can fit into Singapore's current Train system.
  6. Create a new mode of transporation: GigaBit Travel... Where your whole body will be translated into Gigabytes and you could reach Pakistan in just 1hr. And with each journey, you'll even lose 100gm bcos of some stray bits lingering in the electric air. And this would deem Ambition No 5 redundant! LOL
  7. Discover another note in the musical world. HAH
  8. Break the Mystery of Atlantis.
  9. Create many educational games

Personal goals, I would:

  1. Make my billion dollar before 30yrs old, invest them in the right funds and retire with lotsa annuity to ensure comfortable lifestyle while i devote myself to God and teaching children.
  2. Oh since i'd be a billionaire, i would also like to have 15 children, since i can afford them and i can definitely afford a liposuction after each delivery, why not?
  3. And probably just for the fun of it, adopt another 10 children to make two soccer teams!
  4. Design my whole house myself

So if you wanna know what Nisa wrote, visit her website here

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2 glasses of Juice:

Nisa AK said...

LOLz, Thats a lot of kids!!! 15!!! I mean adopting is fine but giving birth 15 times is something u might wanna reconsider, unless of course u give birth to quadruplets or at least triplets each time!
I've been wondering since the time we posted this, "I WERE a genius" or "I was"?????????

Jussaemon said...

heheheh yeah triplets x 5 deliveries. That would save time! LOL Yeah i am Pro Procreation if you can afford it... esp must make EXTRA BOYS.

Hmmm i dont know man... i think something like if its not possible to happen or havent happened, then its WERE if it had already happened, its WAS?