Conversation Transcripts *dang*

Me with my cousin Yayan

Y: Kak CAAAAAAA!! I wanna order punjabi suit
Me: Yayyy ok set! How many you want?
Y: 1. Maroon
Me: Why not take two?
Y: If take two get any discount not?
Me: If Buy 2 Get Half Free can?
Y: LOL!!

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I'm calling the People's Corner Money Changer, the one always sporting the longest queue at Arcade, Raffles.

Me: How much is Pakistani Rupees?
Man: Two fifty
Me: Means one Spore dollar is two fifty? Eh? *getting confused* (their smallest denomination is PKR 1)
Man: 100 PKR = S$2.50
Me: ohhhh... the other way around? S$ = PKR ?
Man: S$1 = 40PKR. You're going to Pakistan ah?
Me: Yeah lah
Man: Got bomb blast you know down there
Me: Yeah lah
Man: Still wanna go there?
Me: Yeah lah what to do. But i bought insurance already
Man: LOL!