Lazy to post picture, u can just see the site here
My PSP has been sold for $0.25!!!
To think that i bid $0.01, $0.61 and prolly $0.74
*slap myself*
The watch result is not out yet.
I dont think i wanna bid again. the odds are just too great.
Am only functional on short sentences.
Out.
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Tired
I have two posts in drafts, 8 ideas in my Idea Bank and yet i cannot write.
im sick of words. Tired of thinking. Done with analyzing. Gave up on compartmentalizing. Too lazy to recall.
I'm BORED. i'm EXCITED. i'm RESTLESS. I'm ANXIOUS.
I'm a mix of emotions today.
Prolly bcos of the lousy Monday Morning start i had. Bad tudung day + late + drowsy cough syrup effect + itchy throat + tiring sleep = Zombie Me.
I'm getting tired at this job also. Having nothing to do... or rather, nothing challenging enough. my mind is getting number and duller by the day! I wish for a good transfer + fat raise in salary.
My Mother In Law
Finally i've found this picture that Zubair sent me way back then.
It's my parents-in-law's wedding photo prolly 1980 or earlier.
Notice that his father was super thin?
And Ammi's wedding dress is awesome. Check out the box handbag. and im sooo loving the accessories. ie the nose stud and hmmm headlace (as opposed to necklace?).
I hope to post her latest pictures in the near future!
Xiaxue's Afraid of Lizards too!
Xiaxue is one of Singapore's Top Bloggers. I've been following her blog for prolly a year now and even read her archives.
Anyway, she hates lizards too! But i'd say she's much BRAVER than me bcos she hates them sooo much she can KILL THEM! she can even photographed them dead lah!! i wish i have the courage.
Here's the link and below is the excerpt and my comments at intervals:
Yesterday I bought a lo mai gai (is it spelt like that?) and I put it on the kitchen table for maybe 1 hour... The damn thing was wrapped inside 1 paper bag and the paper bag was wrapped in a plastic bag.
I took up the package, wanting to microwave it, and midway during the journey to the microwave a HUMONGOUS LIZARD JUMPED, literally JUMPED, out of the plastic bag.
He flew up scrabbling and wiggling in midway (in a rather comical way, if I were not the victim) landed with a heavy and cold THUD on the crook of my arm.
I screamed cold murder and flung both lo mai gai and lizard away while running to the bedroom and whimpered to a sleeping and confused Mike.
Amazingly enough, the lizard managed to get through both paper and plastic bag to get to the food.
AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE LIZARDS DOING EATING LO MAI GAIs ANYWAY?
Don't people who defend lizards always say, "Oh, lizards are good what, they eat our pests!"
IT IS ALL A FACADE I TELL YOU! (I soooo agree with you!!!)
Lizards like our human food just like cockroaches do, and what's worse, they PRETEND to eat mosquitoes and the like!
CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME, IF YOU ATE LO MAI GAIs WILL YOU STILL GO AND EAT FLIES AFTER THAT??No right?! (Oklah, prolly he was eating the ANTS around the food? OMG have i just defended the notorious CICAK species?!?!?!?)
GrrrrI swear, these fuckers just hate me!!!!!NOBODY ELSE HAS SUCH FREQUENT LIZARD TRAUMAS!!!
Maybe they know I enjoy killing their kind. Oh yes I'm gonna redouble my efforts in killing you all you know, you dirty ugly wonky-eyed muthafuckers!!!!!!I'd extend my reign of terror to Macau, where I will also kill the lizards there!! (Yes yes!! please Kill all the cicak in the world! U'll be our Superhero!)
P/S: Here's a photo of a lizard I smacked to death with my bathroom slipper.
Disgusting, isn't it? (OMG, i cant even bear to look!)
Disgusting, isn't it? (OMG, i cant even bear to look!)
It totally serves him right because he was hiding BEHIND THE TOILET ROLL.
I cannot comprehend why anyone would go hide behind toilet rolls unless their purpose in doing so is to unleash themselves upon innocent girls who unfurled the roll of paper to wipe their asses. (Imagine them clinging to the paper and u wiped ur butts with it! OH GOD!! *puke puke*)
That place (behinde the toilet roll) is not particularly fragrant and it is definitely not a good insect-catching spot.
Therefore, this lizard is evil.
Since he is evil, I chased him into the shower area and sprayed him with terribly hot water and when he is momentarily paralyzed, smacked him with my bathroom slipper.
SMACK!
Once, and he twitches.
Oh, still alive, aren't you?
SMACK!A last feeble twitch.
SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK!
Flush corpse into toilet bowl. Revenge is sweet. (HOw did she freaking pick it up, man!!! I cant Imagine even lifting it up with thick newspaper. I can just feel the body weight, the shape, the sliminess!! )
I killed one more lizard with this method. That lizard also deserves it because he was drinking water from my bathroom.
We have to pay rent and water bills of the precious water he is drinking, and did he ask permission? NO. Sorry, water not yours to drink, therefore deserve to DIE.
Besides, he was probably the one who dared the toilet-roll-lizard to sit there and hop onto my hand after I shat, thinking it is very funny. (Oh yeah. damn funny!)
Visiting Neighbour's House
You might have seen in the comments thread, the difficulty to meet with a neighbour! heheh
But suddenly, they called us over Tues night. and we were served with these:
Fried Macaroni, Tofu salad w hot peanut sauce and fried chicken (marinated with Hmmm black pepper and....... what eh kak Is? Forgot already what u told me! hahaha how to cook sey like this.)
Syifaa' was introduced to new toys. Trucks and blocks. Boy's toys. no pun intended! HAHAh
Syifaa' always crawl while dragging something under her palm... but she was super delighted when she got the truck bcos they have wheels and she can drag them easily!
Unfortunately, we had to witness her desperate effort to pass motion (luckily, we've already eaten hehehe). She's been having constipation and despite putting bullets into her, giving plum juice and some other medications for the past 2 months or so, she's still having problem. A few hours before that nothing came out from her "pushes" except for blood. :(
The Paedatrician said, she's now afraid to pass motion and tried to suppress the feeling whenever she gets it. and its no wonder she's phobic now bcos they are blood down there!
U hafta see her... Her face will turn red and her expression like, god Forbid, dying. mummy will help to press on her tummy in the hope it will bring them down. (doubt its scientifically effective though) and after she had finally pushed it out, she will be "lesu" ... pale with lethargy?
My Poor baby Syifaa'. Please dont be afraid to shit, ok? and drink more water. Oh Allah please make her better. Ameen
The best way to SHop!
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It's the new way to bid for the things you have been eyeing for. Get this: The LOWEST but UNIQUE bidder wins!!!
In the event that there's NO lowest unique bidder, they will pick the earliest bidder from the lower bidding group.
The things are brand new. Minimum bid is $0.01.
The only downside is, each bid will incur a processing fee in the region of $1 - $3... and i dont think they show other bidders' amount.
But the products that are up for auction are just about the things you need! ok... WANT. hahaha
I'm definitely going for the PSP... and maybe iPod for Zubair. OH yes a watch for him too... and Spa would be nice... not to mention a heavily discounted shopping spree! Oh no... I'm going crazy!
Oh 26th October, 3pm. Please come soon! I wanna bid now!!!
Funny i'm writing about this for FREE! Humph!
British are a Funny Lot
I was collecting donation from my department for TRANScentre - Elder Abuse.
British NO 1 said : The more money they have the more they will beat the Elders.
British No 2 said : I am the beneficiary. I'm the eldest around. (48 or so)
and i chipped in, "Yeah... and we all abuse you right?" hahahah
Hid, if you're reading.. can u guess who said which?
Zubair's First Performance
Pehla Nasha from one Indian movie.
An Indian classical pop piece called Khamaj.
Zubair sings, plays the piano and accordian as well as writes/composes music. He is available for musical performance and other services. Please contact us at julissa.adam@gmail.com or 6726 2732.
The Officially Selenger Julissa
Selenger = duffer / stupid / blur
Not that i dont know already that im a selenger girl... but i think this tops it all.
My boss gave me a piece of work. He told me to convert the Eur currencies to the exchange rate of Eur 1 = SGD 2 bcos he had been using 1 : 1.9. Then he told me that the loss ratio SHOULDN'T change.
I came back to him with the edited worksheet but i told him that the ratio changed bcos the formula is Sum of claims / Gross Premium. He said, "Yeah but i still dont see why it changed." Turned out my formula is wrong! i put as original fig / 1.9 * 2 when it should have been original fig * 1.9 / 2. Well of course the latter's logical cos Euros bigger than SGD! GRRRR *slap myself*
Then i came back with the editted formula but told him the ratio still changed. As he was going thru the figures, then realisation came to me... I DIDNT CHANGE THE FREAKING CLAIMS FIGURE! i only changed the premium.
At last, i handed him the correct work with loss ratio UNCHANGED!
OK prolly u might be confused about the formulas (cos there's no visual) but the point is still the same. Julissa is sooooooooooooooooo selenger!!! i Sooo hate to give wrong work to the boss. Like my reputation just dropped. arghhhhhhhh *pulls hair*
Monday Hungover.
We wanted to visit our next door neighbour last night but Zubair said, "You go ahead. I'm tired of visiting. One day 3 houses can.... but not 7!!"
But i said to him, "No this is very normal. we're used to it. If we dont do it... it feels... well... wrong!"
He just shook his head.
Thing is in Pakistan, they get 3 days of Public Holidays to celebrate Eid when we only get 1 day. So i guess we, depressed and surpressed Singaporeans, want to vent our positive anger to celebrate thru all the 30 days of Syawal esp during weekends. not to mention we loveeee to see each other pple's houses (that's why we bought that new curtain, carpet, bedsheet etc etc) and eat each other's cookies for we've made them lovingly with our pointing fingers. haha
Anyway... Monday morning... i was too god damn tired to go to work tho i managed to wake up with the alarm. But bcos i already told my body, last night, that i wanna go to the gym and that i already planned what to wear and what to stuff for my gym bag, i dragged myself to the bathroom to get ready...
So, kak long, in answer to your comment, yes i did go to the gym.
It was Fruit Day in the office and i had to go to collect them to distribute on my floor. My colleague, upon seeing me, exclaimed, "OMG what happened to you?,.... you look so... tired."
I know im BORNed with eye bags but i think this morning it was worse than ever. I've been sleeping past 1am for the past few nights... "Yeahlah hari raya visiting." was all i managed to reply.
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